Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun
I don’t think anyone understands how fucking hard it is to be so far away from the person you love. Unless you’re in a long distance relationship, then you don’t understand. you don’t understand how fucking hard it is for them to just be a screen & phone calls & endless texts. it’s not enough. & the bad nights are shit, the worst nights are even worse because you want that one person who you know can make you feel better to just wrap their arms around you & hold you & they can’t. the best they can do is just tell you to calm down, they’re here, & comfort you over FaceTime, Skype, the phone, texting.
it’s the hardest thing in the world to hear them cry & you can’t do anything to make it go away. to make it stop.
you become even more attached to your phone than you used to be because you’re constantly talking to them. you never know if you’ll be able to FaceTime that night. or talk on the phone that day. so you make up for it by texting.
and if you consecutively FaceTime every night & fall asleep with each other, the nights that you don’t, it becomes so hard to sleep.
but there’s an upside too. if you get to meet them, it’s the best time & you cherish that time more than most people do. being with them even for an hour is the most important thing & you always push through. you make it work. & hope it turns out for the best.
you’re either a spiceps™ person or a spicerack™ person
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on